andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

slutofbabylon:

A haiku

You are so so so

so so so so so so so

so cute touch my butt

officialunitedstates:

bombing:

the 1700s called……they want their clothing back. haha just kidding the first telephone was invented in 1876

a good post AND i learned something.  thanks tumbrl

benwinstagram:

why is heart attack still so good

gotpasta:

cosbyykidd:

sickomobb:

ghivashels:

colinmorgasms:

what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth

what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson

what if obama stopped exterminating the middle eastern population with drones

what if obama lowered my gotdamn tuition

What if everyone gets educated and stops acting like the President can make decisions for the country by themselves

^ so NOW people want to give the president slack? Funny, cause when it was Bush, everything was his fault. Gotta love those double standards

dannydino11:

Ain’t that some shit when you find out what people say about you when you’re not around.

And it doesn’t get any better in college, so don’t believe that bullshit, kids

zannablack:

superlockedinthephandom:

sarajust:

taggedbooty:

offlcer:

♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫

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TOO SOON

IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS

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oh my god…